Tonight, we ventured to Best Buy to purchase the DVD, “Postcards from Buster,” for Bob’s cousin, who is turning that little kid age, you know, 6, 7, 8, something like that. Once we arrived, we proceeded toward the Children’s section, with blinders on, so that we would not veer from our course. Bob got there first and he began darting his eyes back and forth, furiously searching for this perfect present (recommended by his parents). After about 30 seconds, he looked up at me and claimed that he couldn’t find it. Well, I didn’t believe him. The man can’t find anything at all, even if it was attached to his forehead. I shoved him aside with a grunt and looked. To my dismay, he was telling the truth, damn him. So, I asked an associate and we find out: IT DID NOT COME OUT UNTIL DECEMBER 6th. He calls his mom, tells her that it was not available and so she suggested “Madagascar.” Find out, that one did not come out until NEXT WEEK.
Moral of the story: Do not ever suggest birthday gifts that street after the birthday or listen to Bob’s parents.