Fan For Hire is so wrong on so many levels. The premise is that this guy is a hardcore Cardinals fan, but for every $10,000 you donate, he will go to a Cards / Cubs game as a Cubs fan. Unfuckingbelievable. Cardinals fans are widely considered the best and most knowledgeable in the game. I can only hope that this sick, desperate, money grubbing ploy will backfire, and this loser will go over to the dark side for good.
Further evidence of his crimes against Cardinal Nation can be found here. The Cards’ mascot is Fredbird, not Redbird. And furthermore, NICE YANKEES HAT! AAARGH!
Breathe. Deep breaths. Ok.
What the hell?! That’s not a Cardinals fan. There is no amount of money that you could pay me to dress as a cubs fan, charity or not.
The Cubs are NOT the dark side. Bitch.
You’re right, Em. Because that would at the very least affiliate them with the original Star Wars movies, which are cool–and the Cubs are not. The Cubs are just one big ball of LAME.
You know, I’ve been struggling to come up with something witty to say here, but further dissing the Cubs would be like kicking a bum when they are passed out on the curb. In the winter. In a pool of their own urine. Wearing a Cubs hat.
Hey, that was pretty witty!
I hate you all.
Right now all of Cardinal nation as well as the pitiful Cub fans want to kill me… I promise I’m making a point and its not just all about the money. Anyway thanks for pointing out my typo (I do know its Fredbird) and thanks for the mention of my site.