Fan For Hire is so wrong on so many levels. The premise is that this guy is a hardcore Cardinals fan, but for every $10,000 you donate, he will go to a Cards / Cubs game as a Cubs fan. Unfuckingbelievable. Cardinals fans are widely considered the best and most knowledgeable in the game. I can only hope that this sick, desperate, money grubbing ploy will backfire, and this loser will go over to the dark side for good.
Further evidence of his crimes against Cardinal Nation can be found here. The Cards’ mascot is Fredbird, not Redbird. And furthermore, NICE YANKEES HAT! AAARGH!
Breathe. Deep breaths. Ok.