(Pause.) “Hello. I am calling you today to collect some information about the upcoming election on November 7th. If you had to make a decision today in regards to Admendment 2, how would you vote?”
(High-pitched, childlike voice.) “I’m 12.”
“Oh, you ARE? Well, is there an adult with you that I can talk to?”
(High-pitched, childlike voice.) “Um, no, but she will be back in a couple of minutes.”
“Thank you for telling me. Good-bye.” (Click.)
STOP CALLING ME WITH ALL OF THIS POLITICAL BULLSHIT!!!!!! Next time, I’ll just hang up instead of messing with you. And by the way, stop sending the political ads. Do you think that this will work on me? You’re just killing trees.