Love in an Elevator

“Good afternoon.”

“May I speak to Jennifer?”

“This is Jennifer, how can I help you?”

“Hi. This is Dave from Cartridge World. I worked on your printers a while back.”

“Umm…it’s been a while since we had printer problems.” (Sales guy, I’ll just blow him off.)

“Well, we saw each other a couple of weeks ago in the elevator. I was in the building with another one of my clients, Appleton Kretmor.”

“Yes, they’re in the same building as me.” (Where is this leading to? Who knows, I may have talked to him, I talk to lots of people in the elevator. I’m not picky.)

“This may seem like a really weird question but, are you single, by chance?”

(WHAT????) “Uh, no.”

“Oh, I’m sorry. Wait, I think I may have the wrong person. Now I think about it, you don’t sound like the person I was thinking of. I really apologize. God, I’m so embarrassed. I’m really sorry about all of this.”

And then he hangs up. I’m thinking I won’t be receiving any more of his phone calls soliciting business.

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