“Good afternoon.”
“May I speak to Jennifer?”
“This is Jennifer, how can I help you?”
“Hi. This is Dave from Cartridge World. I worked on your printers a while back.”
“Umm…it’s been a while since we had printer problems.” (Sales guy, I’ll just blow him off.)
“Well, we saw each other a couple of weeks ago in the elevator. I was in the building with another one of my clients, Appleton Kretmor.”
“Yes, they’re in the same building as me.” (Where is this leading to? Who knows, I may have talked to him, I talk to lots of people in the elevator. I’m not picky.)
“This may seem like a really weird question but, are you single, by chance?”
(WHAT????) “Uh, no.”
“Oh, I’m sorry. Wait, I think I may have the wrong person. Now I think about it, you don’t sound like the person I was thinking of. I really apologize. God, I’m so embarrassed. I’m really sorry about all of this.”
And then he hangs up. I’m thinking I won’t be receiving any more of his phone calls soliciting business.
Sounds like the Y on his CMYK cartridges might be working a little overtime.
I wonder if he was giant and pasty. We all know how much those guys love the Y.