Green Thumb…Not So Much

Meet Farmer Bob and Farmer Jen. They live on the untamed lands of unincorporated St. Louis.

This is their trusty hunting dog, Kuma, a fierce, attentive canine who will chase any man or beast away from the homestead.

You see, Farmer Bob and Farmer Jen aren’t really farmers. They just like to call themselves that because they wanted to put their heads on the American Gothic painting. All was content until Farmer Bob caught an episode of Landscape Smart on the magic talking box and got this crazy idea to plant a garden. So now, Farmer Bob and Farmer Jen must live up to their names and live off the land. Here is their vegetable and herb garden:

Let’s hope that Farmer Bob and Farmer Jen can succeed in this endeavor or else they will starve to death.

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