Trivia Night + Genealogy = Getting Your Ass Kicked By Old People!

Friday night we gathered up a gang of peeps and hit the Maryland Heights Community Center for a trivia night in support of the St. Louis Genealogical Society. Katie’s mom is involved somehow, so it was a good thing to support, and my main man, Kevin Carbery was the MC, so we figured we’d go and have a good time. Of course, we did manage to have a good time, but it wasn’t due to our trivia skills. Carbery’s trivia skews a little bit older, question-wise, so we knew we’d face an uphill battle. In fact, I’m not sure if we’ve ever finished better than third in a Kevin Carbery event (if that doesn’t seem shocking, you had best educate yourself on our illustrious trivia history). Regardless, we went into this knowing it would be a challenge, and a challenge it was.

Somewhere along the way I lost the sheet with all of the categories, but I remember we did really well in Sports. The TV and Movie categories were heavily loaded with 70′s and 80′s answers and we got killed on Presidents yet again (always presidents. You’d think we’d learn — it’s not like there’s a dearth of presedential information out there. We should just read a friggin’ book). St. Louis History was a good category, but we didn’t do very well in that either. Makes me want to take a trip to the History Museum in Forest Park.

Perhaps the biggest shocker of the night was the Celebrity Couples category. We had Jen’s sister Chris (and her US Weekly addiction) as our secret weapon for that one, but it turns out that old celebrities can be couples too! Also, I think the concept of celebrity was stretched a wee bit when there were not one, but two questions about famous composers. Really?!?

Small gripes aside, when everything was said and done, we weren’t anywhere near the top. In fact, I’m not sure that anyone knows what our final score was because it got to the point where we were more focused on the food and drink than the competition at hand. In the end, everyone had a good time, but let this beatdown definitely proved the age old adage: if the oldest person on your team is 31, you better hope for lightning in a bottle if you want to compete in trivia against people who map their family tree for fun.

When Pigs Fly Trivia Night

Saturday Night, Jen, Kate, Katie, Jim, Paul, Steve, Colleen and I joined together (like Voltron) and went a’ triviaing at St. Martin Des Porres up in Hazelhood. A friend of Katie’s from high school has a couple children with genetic disorders and the proceeds from this trivia night went to help with these costs, and with a trivia challenge on the line, we were happy to help.

While the charity benefit is important and the trivia itself is key, anyone who has been to trivia with us knows that the real focus of the evening is on the food. Kate brought the incomparable You-Can’t-Eat-Just-One Spinach Balls. Katie made cookies, Jim baked brownies. Paul brought the White Cheddar Popcorn, while Steve and Colleen chipped in with a great guacamole taco dip thingy. Our pulled pork recipe that went over so well at the Botanical Gardens made another appearance, this time on dollar buns, and a veggie tray rounded out the main courses. Throw in a cooler of beer and some assorted candies and I feel pretty confident when I say that we had the best spread of any team.

Also, I think we had the best team name, “Team Ramrod”. The Super Troopers reference probably went over a lot of people’s heads, but it wasn’t nearly as classy as the team who dubbed themselves “At Ur Cervix”. Nice.

As far as the trivia was concerned, things did not go as well. Granted, we were tied for first place for a couple of the middle rounds, but in the end we finished tied for fifth. Not a bad showing, with over 40 tables, but not quite what we had hoped for. The problem, I think, was not us so much — it couldn’t possibly be our fault — but rather, the fact that the questions came from a pre-made trivia night kit. Now, I’m all for someone trying to make a quick buck, but in my humble opinion, these questions were not up to snuff. My biggest complaint were that the questions were way too general. For example, some of the categories were Sports, Movies, True / False, Music, Geography, and U.S. States. If these categories seem generic, it’s because they are. I don’t mind difficult trivia, but these questions were all over the map. Without any focus to the categories, you either knew the answer or you didn’t. In addition, there were several questions that could generously be considered “trick questions”. Also, the Geography and U.S. States questions were pretty much interchangeable. In spite of all my kvetching, we still came in fifth. Everyone was able to contribute some clutch answers, and we did have the balloons on our table for a couple rounds at least. We all had a good time and we can only hope that our contribution goes to help a family in need.

Breaths For Blake Trivia Night 2009

Last night, the Extended Trivia Dream Team (Bob, Jen, Katie, Larry, Pam, Tom, Debbie, and special guest Kate — filling in for Kim) went down to Assumption Greek Orthodox Church to partake in the Breaths For Blake Trivia Night, benefitting Blake Smith. Blake, the son of our friends Kirk and Rebecca Smith, was diagnosed with Cystic Fibrosis about a year and a half ago, and the proceeds from this and other fundraisers goes to defray the extreme medical costs. Regular readers may recall that we won last year’s edition so the pressure was on to put on a repeat performance.

The categories this year were a fun mix, with the overall theme of “That’s Entertainment”. We thought we would be in for a rough ride with Kim, our resident Pop Culture Guru, visiting relatives in Freeburg, but other than the fact she totally would have known that Berlin sings “Take My Breath Away”, our diverse ages and experiences helped to cover most of the bases.

We did well in the early categories, but were 3 points back of the lead after the first three rounds — Entertainers Born in Missouri, Books Adapted Into Movies, and Singers Who Later Became Actors (editor’s note: these are not the exact category names, rather brief descriptions of the category). Round 4 (Place-Names In The Titles Of Things) began our comeback as we had a perfect round with a bunch of us coming in with clutch answers under the gun: Katie with John Wayne’s “North to Alaska”, Larry with “WKRP in Cincinnati”, Debbie with “Chicago Hope” and myself with “Raising Arizona”. Round 5 was an audio category (TV Show Theme Songs) and we had a near perfect round, only to talk ourselves out of the very last one — The Greatest American Hero. Well, in all honesty, it was the older 4 members who did the most discussion on that one, since none of the 30 and under crowd had ever heard of that show. To be fair they did make up for it by knowing Dallas, Rockford Files, and Soap (who knew that was even a show?!?!).

Round 6 (Based On A True Story) was another sweep for us, which leads us to the real crown jewel of the night: Sink or Float. The premise is simple enough, given an item, will it sink or float? The truly genius twist on the Late Show staple was that they had Blake and his brother Ethan testing the actual items in a big fish tank on their front sidewalk to see if a particular item will, in fact, sink or float. Now, for those of you out there who were not at one time a little boy, you might not know that dropping shit into a body of water is one of the most fun things to do in the world. Watching these kids find out if something will sink or float at the same time that the audience does as the answers were revealed was really fun. It truly brought home the idea that these are just two boys doing what little boys like to do, CF or not. This category also prompted the most discussion at the table of any category, and some interesting revelations:

  • Sunglasses sink (thanks, Brandon, we couldn’t have done that without you)
  • Tom relayed a childhood story to prove that watermelons float
  • Videotapes sink, but only after the water can get inside the cassette. It took a moment, but it did go down
  • Candy bars float — a la Caddyshack, and the Holidome in Columbia during the Optimists Junior Golf Tournament
  • A can of Crisco will float — sorry Dad — that was the only one we missed
  • A 12 pound bowling ball will sink, but evidently, a 6 pound bowling ball will float

So after 7 rounds, we were at 71 out of a potential 77 points (each round had a bonus question about Cystic Fibrosis) and 4 points back from the leader, a table entirely composed of young people. We had our work cut out for us, to be sure, and the next round was the dreaded Dead or Alive category. I had checked that day, like I always do before trivia nights, to see if Abe Vigoda was still alive (click here to check for yourself), but sadly, that question did not come up. We missed Dear Abby (Alive — Ann Landers died) and John Mahoney from Frazier (Alive — my dad said either Mahoney had died or the dog Eddie had died: turns out, it was Eddie.) and we geeked on the CF bonus question to only score 8, but it pulled us closer to the lead.

Round 9 was the Sports in Entertainment category, and we scored 10 / 11 on that one, which pulled us into the lead by one point going into the final round. I checked out the scoreboard and noticed that the team one point back had a closer score guess on the tiebreaker, so we would have to win outright to repeat as champions. OH THE DRAMA!!!!!11!ONE!

Round 10 was Medical Music, an audio category where they played a snippet of the song and we needed to provide the medical-themed song title and the artist who recorded it. With the pressure on, Jen came up with The Corrs to pair with the song “Breathless”, Tom got Huey Lewis and The News’ “I Want A New Drug”, Dad got “Rocking’ Pneumonia and the Boogie Woogie Blues” by Johnny Rivers, Kate got “Like a Surgeon” by Weird Al and I got “Dr. Feelgood” by Mötley Crüe (yes, I had to löök up how to do the umlauts — the lengths I go to for proper blögging).

With the answers turned in, it was all over except for the waiting. Driven crazy with anticipation, Tom waltzed up to the front to check on the scores. We’re all holding our collective breaths for a sign, when Tom turns around and from across the hall flashes that classic Tom grin. We had won by one point again! For the second year in a row, we were victorious, and I can honestly say no other trivia victory is as sweet as this one.

Our thanks go out again to Carrie Spalding for putting on such a great event, and our thoughts go out to Blake, the Smiths and Tolberts, and all of the others out there dealing with CF. Last night, $10000 was raised to help Blake, but so much more needs to be done to make this disease a thing of the past. We look forward to doing our part next year as well!

Jen’s Note: I just wanted to say that the trivia night was a whole heck of a lot of fun. There were so many baskets that were raffled off (both Katie and Debbie won two baskets each!), a great silent auction, including a signed Albert Pujols bat, and jello shots! Really, you need jello shots at a trivia night, it really is what makes it awesome! It was a well executed trivia night and Carrie, you did an amazing job again! We will be there again next year to defend!

FPC Youth Trivia Night – Spring ’09

OK, so this is a little bit late, but I didn’t want to get two trivia night posts behind, and we are going to the Breaths for Blake fundraiser tonight, so here we go.

Susan Gentry and Tom Galle both put a ton of work into preparation and making sure these trivia nights go off without a hitch, and this year was no exception. The whole affair revolved around the answers to the first category, which, cleverly, was about the game Clue. So each correct answer was a clue to what the other category would be. We fared well, but finished one point back of first place. To soothe our wounds, Jen and I won second row tickets to the Cardinals game in the silent auction. It was a heckuva deal.

Favorite categories: Mr. Boddy’s Body (a homonym category — more brain teaser than trivia, but very fun), Billiards, and the out of nowhere, incredibly difficult, yet educational Peacocks.

Sorry for the short post, but I don’t feel like waxing poetic. I’ve got to brush up on Cystic Fibrosis trivia for tonight’s match.

Trivia Night for Travelers and Hammerheads

Last night, the group went to the Carpenter’s Union to take in a trivia night that supports the Rawlings Travelers and Rawlings Hammerheads baseball teams. Paul’s ex-boss’s son plays on one of the teams, and she bribes people to come with pizza, so in addition to our normal foodstuffs, we had Imo’s to fill our bellies. So good!

As far as the trivia was concerned, we didn’t do well enough to win, but we were within shouting distance when everything was said and done. By that time though, we had been doing trivia for almost four hours. The MC had a hard time keeping control of the crowd and kept wasting time by telling people things like “everyone should know this one”. Some of the questions were poorly worded. He even gave away half of an answer just by prattling on. And his Forrest Gump impersonation was terrible. I guess we are just spoiled by the great job Kevin Carbery does. In any event, it was better than the Oakville Baseball Team Trivia Night.

The night was off to a rough start, with the first category being all about American Idol. None of us at the table follow that cesspool of American “culture”, but the night quickly turned in our favor when I won a raffle prize: a Sports Authority lunch bag filled with Red Bull, popcorn, a Texas Roadhouse gift certificate, and Braveheart. Weird mix, but hey, I’m a winner.

As the night wore on, the categories didn’t get any easier. The St. Louis Sports category was tougher than usual, mainly because of a couple poorly worded questions, but we did really well on Celebrity High School Yearbook, What’s Cooking, Dead or Alive, and Forrest Gump. We also enjoyed the Name That Tune category, but we got killed on Luck of The Irish.

Overall, we had a good time, with good friends and good food. While we didn’t dominate like usual, the open bar helped soothe our bruised egos, and we left the evening in good spirits.